{"product_id":"black-t-shirt-2xl-if-im-ever-on-life-support-unplug-humor-tee-2","title":"Black T-Shirt 2XL | \"IF I'M EVER ON LIFE SUPPORT UNPLUG...\" Humor Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] pt-[9px] pb-[2px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eGet ready to turn heads and spark laughs with our unique black t-shirt featuring the humorous saying, \"IF I'M EVER ON LIFE SUPPORT UNPLUG ME. Then plug me back in. See if that works.\" Perfect for those who appreciate a good joke and want to express their personality through their wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul class=\"pt-[9px] pb-[2px] pl-[24px] list-disc [\u0026amp;_ul]:pt-[5px] pt-[5px]\"\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"1\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e 2XL – Exclusively available for those who prefer a comfortable, relaxed fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"2\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e Crafted from high-quality, durable fabric for long-lasting comfort and wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"3\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e Fun, eye-catching print on the front that stands out from generic options.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"4\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e From a U.S.A. based seller—expect fast and reliable shipping within the country.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"font-bold text-h4 leading-[30px] pt-[15px] pb-[2px] [\u0026amp;_a]:underline-offset-[6px] [\u0026amp;_.underline]:underline-offset-[6px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eUnique Selling Points\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul class=\"pt-[9px] pb-[2px] pl-[24px] list-disc [\u0026amp;_ul]:pt-[5px] pt-[5px]\"\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"1\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eExclusivity:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e Available only in 2XL, catering specifically to this size group.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"2\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eHumor:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e The fun saying sets this t-shirt apart, making it a great conversation starter.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"3\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eQuality:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e Made with high-quality materials for durability and comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"4\" class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-bold\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eU.S.A. Seller:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e Fast shipping from within the United States.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"font-bold text-h4 leading-[30px] pt-[15px] pb-[2px] [\u0026amp;_a]:underline-offset-[6px] [\u0026amp;_.underline]:underline-offset-[6px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eKeywords\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] pt-[9px] pb-[2px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eFunny T-Shirt, 2XL Clothing, Life Support Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"font-bold text-h4 leading-[30px] pt-[15px] pb-[2px] [\u0026amp;_a]:underline-offset-[6px] [\u0026amp;_.underline]:underline-offset-[6px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eVisit Our Store!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] pt-[9px] pb-[2px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003ePlease visit my eBay store for more fun shirts and other exciting products. Located in the U.S.A., we offer a diverse collection of t-shirts and clothing items. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"text-body font-regular leading-[24px] pt-[9px] pb-[2px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eEnhance your wardrobe with a touch of humor and personality—order today!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vintage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47509743435939,"sku":"BIN09 30","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/9824\/8355\/files\/57_123ef8de-38ee-4279-abe4-7208cbe7cc92.jpg?v=1774538954","url":"https:\/\/mixedbagnyc.com\/products\/black-t-shirt-2xl-if-im-ever-on-life-support-unplug-humor-tee-2","provider":"Mixed Bag","version":"1.0","type":"link"}